Let’s call it the 60s equivalent of scrolling on your small screen (phone) while playing a film on the big screen (television). We can’t be blamed for our yearning to lead an efficient life; it’s almost always been the case.

The following poem is written based on my experiences from the Uber rides I participated in as the passenger

Need I say more? (Yes, please read this)

Why must I be sacrificing the sounds of the world, each time I want to partake in my daily listening? Is it worth missing the arguing couple’s shameless screaming match on the footpath?

Our time spent together is always enjoyable, so why must we have such a complicated relationship? Mi dispiace verde uccellino.

It is no surprise that fans drew parallels between the key-shaped Eras Tour stage and a metaphorical key to buying back her masters. The devil works hard, but Taylor Swift and her team work harder.

Once thought to be a fad of the high school days, it is clear that drink bottles maintain their currency as an aid to social status.

From the handmade pasta necklaces primary school kids bring home in their backpacks, to the half-strength, skinny milk, extra hot cappuccino waiting on the bedside table, many put “actions speak louder than words” into play. My mother’s actions certainly speak louder than her simple words.

Blue is running that stage like her mother does each night, nailing choreography and demanding attention. With a face card like that, and dance moves erring on the raunchy side of things, Blue’s costuming strikes the perfect balance of flaunting and modesty.

I suppose Edward Sheeran has reminded me of the fun I used to have on the app in those early years, posting after a pool day with friends or sharing my excitement when I got the salmon coloured Chuck Taylors that soon became part of my anatomy.

Heck, when it comes to family events, it’s almost guaranteed a boomer aunt or uncle’s joke will hit a nerve, but we can only defend our “woke” culture and generation so much before things get murky.

I write this, acting more child-like than ever and, in turn, creating friendships with my brothers that I intend to last a lifetime, with or without the aid of Hamish and Andy.