Chucking a Coles cheese and bacon roll into a container like I did in school, just doesn’t fly anymore.

This album and all its complexity begs to be analysed.

Regardless of age, actual or perceived, your twenties can be discombobulating.

I not only need to change my whole outfit but I want to. I officially have nothing to wear and I don’t think I’m exaggerating this time.

This means it’s a body of work with levels of thought put into it like NASA launching a rocket into space.

So next time you think you’re having a boring day, look around.

If you haven’t seen One Day on Netflix, what are you doing?

When asked by a Melburnian what it was like growing up in a small town, I’m not sure what answer they were expecting.

The Eras Tour made me believe I had ascended into heaven.

If you say you haven’t thought about completely changing your hair after a minor or major inconvenience, you’re lying to yourself.

I have moved cities, and I’m in the big smoke (cue dramatic rain and the radio in the taxi playing “You’re on Your Own Kid” by Taylor Swift).

Aside from the sexist content of Koy’s jokes, it is fair to expect more composure from someone with vast industry experience.

The Teams chat the next day at work is filled with sarcastic comments and GIFs of people looking tired, sick, or dancing awkwardly